things to say when someone asks you about your scars (especially if they’re being rude and intrusive about it)
How has nobody settled for me yet I’m a solid 3
that’s a real fancy way of saying “I’m a huge geek”
im using this phrase from now on
lower me gently to the floor, then unhand me
Finishing a good fic and discovering that the author wrote sequels is the best feeling in the world, and I’ll probably be awake till 4 am
Cats are fucking weird.
I don’t know why Frank insisted on bringing me to this dinner party, I don’t even know what to talk about and everyone’s already having a conversation, it’d be awkward to butt in. A steakhouse? Really? I’m a pescetarian, Frank. We’ve known each other ten years. Nobody’s even bothered to comment on my coat or offered a tummy rub. Your friends are shit, Frank.
my favorite post of 2013