"Bloody Dwarvish keyholes."
BTS of “The Hobbit” spam (50/100)
Imagine Person A of your OTP having a considerably longer stride than Person B, and Person B always needing to quicken their step in order to keep up.
Titus Andronicus: "Well That Escalated Quickly"Romeo and Juliet: "Shut Up, You’re Like 12"Julius Caesar: "I Came Out Here to Run the Roman Empire and I Am Honestly Feeling So Attacked Right Now"Hamlet: "[AGGRESSIVELY PRETENDS TO GO INSANE AND IN…
This got even funnier when I realized that to shoot it, essentially someone had to hurl a massive rat puppet at Cary Elwes.
“he refuses to discuss this with me. rent is 13 years overdue”