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May 24, 2013
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harleyquinn394:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

danisalmostonfire:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

i-dont-understand-that-reference:

today in science class we were talking about thunderstorms and we looked out the window and there was a storm in the distance so i quietly whispered “the oncoming storm” and the kid behind me banged his knee on the desk and choked i think i have found my soulmate

this wasn’t supposed to get any notes omg

i ship it

We are dating

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May 24, 2013
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lumos5000: notneverbrilliant: the-doctor-blogs: It’s a cosmic miracle that he doesn’t fall over. $20 says he did in the other 400 or so takes you’d win that bet

lumos5000:

notneverbrilliant:

the-doctor-blogs:

It’s a cosmic miracle that he doesn’t fall over.

$20 says he did in the other 400 or so takes

you’d win that bet

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May 24, 2013
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Promo ‘cause why not right?

ilikeyoassbutt:

ilikeyoassbutt:

felt like doing a promo seeing as i haven’t really done a proper one before so yeah:

  • mbf me
  • first 20 to reblog (must reach)
  • no likes
  • favourites bolded
  • lists of 9
  • 2 solos

Ok if it doesn’t reach 20 ill just do a smaller promo. First 15?

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May 24, 2013
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ricotez: boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant

ricotez:

boy I do wonder who of these people will turn out to be plot relevant

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May 24, 2013
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  • tourist: could you give us directions to Olive Garden?
  • new yorker: no, but i could give you directions to an actual Italian restaurant lol
  • tourist: oh you think you're clever???
  • new yorker: what
  • tourist: i'm going to meet my dying neice and she happens to love olive garden so her whole family is going to eat with her so she'll have a few moments of happiness
  • new yorker: oh... oh i'm so sor
  • tourist: no shut the fuck up you piece of shit. i'll find it myself
  • the tourist drives off and the new yorker is left to think about his life choices and his decision to be a giant condescending asshole
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May 24, 2013
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May 24, 2013
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niknak79: An accurate evaluation

niknak79:

An accurate evaluation

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May 24, 2013
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horribleawfulcunt:

niamliveslarryloves:

basedgosh:

i hate one direction fans so much
i need my whole room to cool down but no this damn thing only blows one way

I literally had to read that 5 times…

oh my god

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May 24, 2013
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curlingwithmetaphor:

crooked-jaw-weasley:

lestrade-in-the-tardis:

stravaganza:

heresyourhost:

Harry Potter and the Philosopher’s Stone, read by David Tennant (excerpt)

#HIS QUIRREL IS GOLD

CAN’T

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FOREVER REBLOG.

I’M CRYING

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May 24, 2013
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thearchangeltrickster:

Watching people eat Hannibal’s cooking:

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